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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2007-09-20 18:47:37
40k
1/0/0
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
2
1
-
1
15
-
6
24
27
1
#1 Byron – Smashed Knee (NI)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
-
2
-
1
12
-
-
29
55
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“*Back at the Club*
Wolf in Leather, 14 Werewolf
"Yeah I know. We didnt win, but we should have. Everything was going according to plan...my plan...Then the ref turned on us. It was bad enough spectators are allowed to get hands on, that's a total no no here at the club. Poor Funky never even got to strut his stuff. The ref Not only let the Outlaws cheat and kick me in the nards, but let another fan sneak on the field and trip me just as I was about to score! It would have won the game. So next half, I mugged an outlaw for his lunch money, and took a seat on the sideline. I'm not having any more of that. Besides, the bitches in the crowd were giving me gold coins to dance."
Funky Funkster, 14 Ghoul
"It's all fun and games til someone loses and eye..."
Furrball in Tights, 14 Werewolf
"Awwooo-oo-ooo...Damn that Wolf, leaving me to do all th-Awooo-oo-oooo...work! It was hard fighting out there and we really could have used the ext-Awoo-oooo-ooooo...extra leadership!"
Stinky Skat, 14 Ghoul
"Now that's what I call a work out. Running, throwing, getting my hands filthy in Dark Elf blood. All a good nights work. I even found a stash of drugs the bastard was hiding in his stomach. Anyone up for a good time? I am *grins toothily* Well, I'm sure I proved my worth. Judges certainly agree with my MVP award. But dont think I'm complacent with all that. I'm coming back with new tricks next time. Come one, come all! See the Stinky shake it."
Rotter Submissive, 14 Zombie
"All I wanted was for an Elf to dominate me for a change. I begged, and I beat, and I pushed, but they just fell over and said no. *pouts*"
Allie Kat, 14 Zombie
"*Dances on a KO DE, small crowd watching, tossing coins*"
Policeman Fabulous, 14 Zombie
"You know, Skat darling, for all your big talk...you hunk of a ghoul...you really need to learn to pick up the ball first. Let's start with those big nails of yours *produces a nail file* Uh uh girlfriend, no finger dexterity with those. You have NO idea what a little finger manipulation can do...*spaces for a bit*...what was I saying? Oh, no matter. Fabulous effort anyway. *swats Stinky on the behind and walks off*"”
Wolf in Leather, 14 Werewolf
"Yeah I know. We didnt win, but we should have. Everything was going according to plan...my plan...Then the ref turned on us. It was bad enough spectators are allowed to get hands on, that's a total no no here at the club. Poor Funky never even got to strut his stuff. The ref Not only let the Outlaws cheat and kick me in the nards, but let another fan sneak on the field and trip me just as I was about to score! It would have won the game. So next half, I mugged an outlaw for his lunch money, and took a seat on the sideline. I'm not having any more of that. Besides, the bitches in the crowd were giving me gold coins to dance."
Funky Funkster, 14 Ghoul
"It's all fun and games til someone loses and eye..."
Furrball in Tights, 14 Werewolf
"Awwooo-oo-ooo...Damn that Wolf, leaving me to do all th-Awooo-oo-oooo...work! It was hard fighting out there and we really could have used the ext-Awoo-oooo-ooooo...extra leadership!"
Stinky Skat, 14 Ghoul
"Now that's what I call a work out. Running, throwing, getting my hands filthy in Dark Elf blood. All a good nights work. I even found a stash of drugs the bastard was hiding in his stomach. Anyone up for a good time? I am *grins toothily* Well, I'm sure I proved my worth. Judges certainly agree with my MVP award. But dont think I'm complacent with all that. I'm coming back with new tricks next time. Come one, come all! See the Stinky shake it."
Rotter Submissive, 14 Zombie
"All I wanted was for an Elf to dominate me for a change. I begged, and I beat, and I pushed, but they just fell over and said no. *pouts*"
Allie Kat, 14 Zombie
"*Dances on a KO DE, small crowd watching, tossing coins*"
Policeman Fabulous, 14 Zombie
"You know, Skat darling, for all your big talk...you hunk of a ghoul...you really need to learn to pick up the ball first. Let's start with those big nails of yours *produces a nail file* Uh uh girlfriend, no finger dexterity with those. You have NO idea what a little finger manipulation can do...*spaces for a bit*...what was I saying? Oh, no matter. Fabulous effort anyway. *swats Stinky on the behind and walks off*"”
---Ruth, team captain (MVP)
"If anyone still doubts we have the best fans in the league, he just needs to watch the replay of how the rock hit Funky Funkster squarely in the eye. If our fans have such precise aim, how good do you think the players are?"
---Voltear, Lineboy
"I was particularly fond off how the referee didn't dare interfere when Willyam put the boot to that downed puppy, because our rock-throwing frenzied boys in the stands intimidated him. And they also drowned out all Necro protests with their noise."
---Jaymez, Lineboy
"Outgunned, outstunned, outrunned about sums up the game for 14 Undead and 2 Werewolves in the grammatically erroneous fashion the brainless zombies would use themselves. Sure, their coaching staff was better than ours, but it's not the coaches who have to pick up the ball, is it? It's the players. Byron can throw a better pass with his smashed left hand than Fumbly Shit, erm, Stinky Skat, ever could even if his fingers were to mutate and start producing a sticky glue-like substance."
---Gunn, Lineboy
"People frequently inquire about the spelling of my name. Shouldn't it be 'Star'? And I'll explain it as follows: When I scored the first Outlaw touchdown ever, I became a Star. When I scored the second one, I became an even bigger star and people enjoyed chanting my name so much they drew out the last syllable. And so I've come to a decision: For every touchdown I score, I add one r to my name. Give me one more game and they'll call me Starrrrrr. Give me an entire season and they'll be able to chant my name from kickoff until final whistle of a game... and complete it once."
---Starr, Lineboy”