“"These folks are going to give any team a run for their money. We got lucky that werewolve took a seat before he could start killing, and scoring TD. Maybe because they are dangerous, or because I was chased by a pack of wild dogs last week." - The Coach

"Now young sauruses you see what I mean when I saw that a large dino with hammer like hands can indeed deliver the ball to the opposite end of the pitch. No more block practice, we will be running ball carrying drills. I shall send the Count a telegram-a-phone post haste!" - Spitfire, Team Captain

"Sigh" - Defiant, Other Team Captain

"Defiant, can we please just do the blocking. This is silly." - Hellcat, current team nobody with no sports cards or endorsements

"Today I speak for Orcidas Shoes, which is the shoe I was wearing today for my touch down. Ignore that please, the zombie bits are everywhere. No, that isn't my blood. Yes, they do that all the time." - Typhoon, Team somebody

"When the buzzer sounded to start the second quarter, and only one of those terrible golems came back in the game I breathed easier. Have you every tried pushing one of those around? They don't move. We could get five sauruses on it, it still wouldn't budge. Don't even talk to me about tripping them." - Zero, Rat Buster

"The Outlaws! They came outta nowhere!" - Corsair, Team Guy and guy who started the second half unconscious

"A moment for our fallen Airacobra, who heart was bigger than his skull. Fairwell #10!" - Typhoon”