“Captain Arthur of the Dragonship Flamealot spotted a vessel abroaching quickly on the horizon. Arthur ordered First Mate Lancelot of the Lake of Fire to prepare the men for a boarding action while he went below decks to get the Great Ball of Fire. The Black Pig and the Dragonship Flamealot collided. Arthur ordered his men to smash the scurvy dogs who dared interrupt their quest for the Holy Grail. His men were up to the task; Percival, Kay and Launful were leading the attack. Meanwhile Launcelot had spotted the target and made his way to the the Black Pig's mast amidst the melee, Arthur tossed him the Great Ball of Fire. Launcelot placed it at the foot of the mast but decided not to hurry the destruction as he was having too much fun watching his fellow knights teach the pirates of the Black Pig a lesson.

Kaboom! The Black Pigs mast was aflame. Arthur ordered his troops to regroup and return to the Dragonship Flamealot. But there was still some fight left in the crew of the Black Pig. Even withouth their Captain and First Mate, the crew recovered their wits and began an attempt to extinguish the flames on their ship. Arthur ordered his troops to return to the Black Pig. A furious battle ensued. Despite taking a beating the crew of the Black Pig managed to put out the fire before the mast collapsed.

Although Arthur's knights had delievered some serious punishment, he couldn't help but be a little disappointed that the Black Pig would still be sailing the high seas.
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