“'I gots sumthin' ta say to dem poncy darkies! Yous was sayin' dat we's trash!
We's NOT! We's da meanest, stompiest, bashiest boyz in da league! An' we's comin' fer YOUS nex'! Alright, boyz...LEDDEM HEAR IT! WAAAAAAAGH!!!!!'

---Boss Ogg, team captain.

'WAAAAAGH!!!!!'

---Everybody else.

'Mmmb! Mmmble mmh mmheh!'

---Lil' Snik, gobbo and mascot (with his jaw wired shut due to injury)

'Dey hurts lil' bro! Dey go SQUISH!'

---Big Snak, troll

'Now normally Snik'd give da match commentry, but he's kinda hannica...handik...hurt right nows. So I gets ta do it.
Well, it's like dis...we stomped 'em. We stomped 'em GOOD. At firs' we was kinda slow, jus' tryin' ta figger out what them elfies waz doin', ya know. But when dey hurts Lil' Snik, well, dey'd be better off iffin' dey hadn't. Snak don't like seein' his lil' bro hurt. So jus' before da end offa firs' half, Snak rips dat elfie Lino to pieces. An' dat, I reckon, is where it all goes bad for da Bommaz. Rogg put anuvver of 'em down, an' in da secon' half da Boss rips da 'ead off dat Rhino guy, dat was messy...
Dat was da end of it, really. Gotta give respec' ta Cavale...Cavile...dat Cavvy guy. He got da Boss good, an' he made a damn good score.'

---Gathrak One-eye.



Well, that's it for my first game in the new league. I feel kinda bad for the damage I caused to the elves (which are a BITCH to replace due to their cost)...hope it doesn't cripple Shokun's team permanently.
I made some pretty stupid mistakes in this one, and it was only my scary luck with the block and armor dice that kept Shokun from capitalizing on them.
Good game against a good coach, see you again when your elves have some skills on them...this would have looked VERY different against elves with dodge or block.

Man of the Match: DEFINITELY Cavalier. That breakthrough in H2T3 was awesome.

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