“"One touchdown, could have been two. Wish I hadn't stumbled. However, I was still dazzled and amazed by Gunns unbelievable long bomb. But even if I had made it, I wouldn't have called myself ButcheRR. That's just silly.
---Butcher, DAO Lineboy

"Whether with fist or ball, I always hit my mark. In our first game I delivered a hard blow to Allie Kat. Today I shot a pass with the same pin-point accuracy that guides my blocks. I'm a hitman for every occasion."
---Gunn, DAO Lineboy

"I saw some of our fans holding a Starr banner. When I scored, they took it down and put it back up a moment later with a fresh new r painted on it. Good on them for bringing paint along. They know with me, you gotta be prepared for anything. Next time you better bring some extra long banner with enough free space because I'll add some more touchdowns to my name. Believe me, this Starr will go farrr."
---Starr, DAO Lineboy

"I have mused long and hard as to why I earned the Most Valuable Player award. My conclusion is this: It was me who was closest to the stinkin' troll, letting myself get knocked around by his slimey paws. I made him believe elves are easy victims, so when Willyam stood up to him at, it caught him by surprise and enabled Willyam to take the troll down with him. In this way I was directly responsible for our 2-0 touchdown. Be that as it may, I deserve a price simply for putting up with his stench for the longest time."
---Byll, DAO Lineboy (MVP)

"The Outlaws are glad to announce we have added medical personal to our little crew. Seeing how expertly one of the doctors saved Roggs cheap life after he got hit by that rock, and did you see that rock, how special that was, well, seing as how he saved an orcs life, we decided, what a competent guy. He surely deserves the opportunity to use his skills on more worthy beings. Of course, we kidnapped him right away. He was all to happy to get to work for us after we pointed out to him he could either agree to employ his art in our service or he could try to revive himself... after we were done beating and stabbing and poisoning his sorry ass."
---Ruth, DAO team captain”