“The Elves were out manned from the start since their niggler wasn't up for the match. Seems he was off in the Clubhouse Bar with the Ref during the first half.

The Poets tried to level the playing field with a few well-placed boots to dwarf cod-pieces. Alas...dwarfy armour (and private bits) were too durable during this match and the elves were caught under the wheels of the Dwarf Machine.

Cyrus made a game of it, keeping it to 1-0, unfortunately with 10 guys to start and a CAS against on the 1st dwarf block stacked the odds against him.

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Side Notes: Snorri Snicklefritz aptly earns MVP by causing that Turn 1 CAS. The Elves were never really in it after that.”