“120000 fans showed up for first game between Sweetorcs and Sandman Universe.
Handicaps for darkies were BRIBE THE REF 2 and IT WASN'T ME (Andrew Pichard - normal lineman). That is, poor handicaps.
Polly niggles out for us.
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We win the toss and start on offense. Some nice moves from both coaches in the first couple of rounds. McMagnus does a nice foul T1 to KO my only mighty blow tackler - a very wise decision that proves to win the half for the elfs. I crowd a dark elf blitzer but crowd does not seem to want blood. Then I start to and keep on making stupid mistakes. It doesnt help that my orcs put on the bikini-armour today and we have to play with fewer people most of first half. Elfs score T8.
In the break I told my orcs to change to more evil-looking bikini-armour. However, that didnt improve their blocking abbilities, while elfs keep powing every other orc to the ground, badly hurt one black orc with foul, kill one of our linemen on a onediceblock, stun a bunch, etc. They score early after we more or less stop defending. We get a touchdown t7 but a bit late to fight for a tie.
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Very fun game. Coach McMagnus's elfs were really tough today, and showed my orcs how bashing should be done :). Excellent use of guards. He played much better than me and deserved the win. Hopefully this will change next time ;).
Handicaps for darkies were BRIBE THE REF 2 and IT WASN'T ME (Andrew Pichard - normal lineman). That is, poor handicaps.
Polly niggles out for us.
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We win the toss and start on offense. Some nice moves from both coaches in the first couple of rounds. McMagnus does a nice foul T1 to KO my only mighty blow tackler - a very wise decision that proves to win the half for the elfs. I crowd a dark elf blitzer but crowd does not seem to want blood. Then I start to and keep on making stupid mistakes. It doesnt help that my orcs put on the bikini-armour today and we have to play with fewer people most of first half. Elfs score T8.
In the break I told my orcs to change to more evil-looking bikini-armour. However, that didnt improve their blocking abbilities, while elfs keep powing every other orc to the ground, badly hurt one black orc with foul, kill one of our linemen on a onediceblock, stun a bunch, etc. They score early after we more or less stop defending. We get a touchdown t7 but a bit late to fight for a tie.
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Very fun game. Coach McMagnus's elfs were really tough today, and showed my orcs how bashing should be done :). Excellent use of guards. He played much better than me and deserved the win. Hopefully this will change next time ;).
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