“"This game will go down in the history books. The day the Ogres held elves scoreless, and the day 3 elves held 5 Ogres and 6 Goblins scoreless. I can't believe what I witnessed today."
--Foreman Tuttle, shaking his head sadly
"We had our moment to shine! It was right there! All the glory, all the fame! And I...couldn't pick up the ball! But the fried chicken I found in the locker room sure was delicious!"
--Foreman Blake
"I've finally got some blood on my hands. These spikes Hank had made for us really do work!"
--Foreman Hughes
"I don't know what all the talk is about. I think their fans are afraid of us. No rocks, no one invading the pitch. Feh. I was looking forward to some of that!"
--Hank "The Steelworker" Sampson
"I won't let Hank put a notch in his helmet for the injury he caused today. That guy will feel it tomorrow, but he'll be fine in a day or two. Sorry, Hank. You'll need to do better."
--Gus "The Autoworker" Mills”
“"Homes were wrecked! Doors and teeth kicked in! Roofs were raised! Things burned down, things like ambitions and dreams and self-confidence! In short, you can always count our promises are delivered on. Even if it's done by our opponents. Because, in the end, they respect and fear us too much to disappoint."
---Ruth, DAO team captain
"Sore limbs, foggy brains, groin sprains, no one remembers quite what happened the next morning, no, this isn't the result of a good ole' night of debauchery back in the hideout, it's what happens after a intimate one-on-one encounter with ogres. I reckon the only thing that saved us what the goblins obvious inferiority complex in the face of our brilliant superior ability which handicapped them too much to pick up the ball without fumbling it in their sweaty hands."
---Willyam, DAO lineboy (MVP)
"My arm, my beautiful arm, they broke my arm!"
---Voltear, DAO Lineboy, seriosuly injured, diagnosis: arm fracture
"My *CENSORED*, my beautiful *CENSORED*, they broke my *CENSORED*!"
---Jaymez, DAO Lineboy, seriously injured, officially diagnosed with a 'groin sprain'”
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--Foreman Tuttle, shaking his head sadly
"We had our moment to shine! It was right there! All the glory, all the fame! And I...couldn't pick up the ball! But the fried chicken I found in the locker room sure was delicious!"
--Foreman Blake
"I've finally got some blood on my hands. These spikes Hank had made for us really do work!"
--Foreman Hughes
"I don't know what all the talk is about. I think their fans are afraid of us. No rocks, no one invading the pitch. Feh. I was looking forward to some of that!"
--Hank "The Steelworker" Sampson
"I won't let Hank put a notch in his helmet for the injury he caused today. That guy will feel it tomorrow, but he'll be fine in a day or two. Sorry, Hank. You'll need to do better."
--Gus "The Autoworker" Mills”