“Lmao... what can I say!? About the worst performance I've ever seen from these guys... cursed from the start.

I knew it'd be one of those games when my DP fouled early on without the eye, stood on a chainsaw, didn't even break AV and got sent off. That chainsaw stayed for the rest of the game to slaughter most of my team.

Herr's DP did some good work of not being sent off, and destroying half my team - so I try a second foul... stunned... sent off!

It just went downhill from there, starting the second half with only 7 goblins.

I may have been able to keep it to a 0-0 draw when he was out of rr, but bobbled ball going to one of his players, who caught it, didn't help... neither did the fact that I spent the best part of the 2nd half with only 2 players on the pitch... after my chainsaw was 1 dice POWed....and these spent most of it lying face down in the mud.

My only hope was that he would roll a 1 with the fanatic some time in the last 3 turns so that he would not reach the endzone...

result of that hope? No 1... TD scored, end result 0-1, 20K winnings and a loss of ff....

spp? Only the MVP!

sigh
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