“It was a nice beautiful Day down at "Bone Pickens stadium" Located in the North half of cowboys Territory. Newspapers have been writing about this Game for weeks, getting ready for the speed and agility of the Panthers to face off against the tough Defense of the Cowboys.

first Kickoff went to the Panthers, as they received the ball deep in their territory. Blood flew as Blitzburgh slowly moved the ball up the pitch. the Manlings did their best to trap the elves , but the elves were just too fast for them. By middle of the first half the Panthers scored the first touchdown.

this did not please the Cowboys, so as they were taking the field, one of the cowboys took a cheap-shot at the Elves lineman, and the crowd went into a frenzy, a large chunk of the Panther's home tuf was hurled from the stands and managed to knock out that poor cowboy.

The cowboys never did manage to get the touchdown before the half whistle blew, but they did manage to Crack one of the skulls of the Elf, which will cause him pain for years to come.

Second half, and the Cowboys to receive, Now the elves must've coated the ball in some type of human repellant because the cowboys just couldn't get a handle on it, and after the 2nd fumble by the Cowboys the elves ran it in for a 2nd touchdown. Now maybe that TJ didn't learn from his first mistake, because this time after he tried tripping another elf, it was a piece of overdone roast boar that knocked the player out.

Now the cowboys are doing their hardest to brute strength their way through the elf line, but it doesn't manage to go nowhere, and by the time the final whistle was blown, the elves had scored yet again.

It was a sad defeat for the Cowboys, but maybe next game will see them victorious.

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