“"Three touchdowns. THREE! Vulture went off tonight, folks. He's really emerged as a big threat in our offense AND defense. I tried to get him to come out here and talk to you guys, but he's somewhat of an introvert.
-Ace, Bombers Thrower and Captain
"Yeah, I was in a tunnel, and there was this light...and then I came back! It was crazy. But that's not important. The important thing is my TOUCHDOWN! I'm awesome, you know."
-Falcon, Bombers Catcher and Captain
"...I'm happy we won..."
-Vulture, Bombers Catcher, still wearing his game helmet
"This is the way we know we can play every game! Nothing is going to stop us if we play like we did today EVERY day."
-Tiger, Bombers Lineman and Captain”
“"The new Apothecary worked well and saved me from a bad injury right off the bat. Unfortunately, I'll still not be playing in our next game but you can bet I'll be doing what I can from the sidelines."
--Foreman Tuttle
"This was a ridiculous display. I don't know what is wrong with us. No one is doing their jobs. When you have 4 big fat-ass ogres around a bunch of elves, there should be much more blood on the pitch at the end of the game!"
--Foreman Blake
"Well, there was some blood but it was too little too late. Meanwhile, they were dancing around us and tweaking our noses. There really wasn't much else we could have done. We had to rely on our strength because we were outnumbered from the start. That just wasn't enough."
--Gus "The Autoworker" Mills
"Well, I stomped one good at least. Their apothecary got him up again, but it was worth it."
--Rick "The Roofer" Pronsky
"I hear we get another crack at some zombies and werewolves coming up soon. I'm looking forward to breaking a werewolf in two. Or four."
--Hank "The Steelworker" Sampson”
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-Ace, Bombers Thrower and Captain
"Yeah, I was in a tunnel, and there was this light...and then I came back! It was crazy. But that's not important. The important thing is my TOUCHDOWN! I'm awesome, you know."
-Falcon, Bombers Catcher and Captain
"...I'm happy we won..."
-Vulture, Bombers Catcher, still wearing his game helmet
"This is the way we know we can play every game! Nothing is going to stop us if we play like we did today EVERY day."
-Tiger, Bombers Lineman and Captain”