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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2003-12-06 03:26:24
60k
2/0/0
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
-
2
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1
12
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Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
-
-
-
1
8
-
-
-
-
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“Coming away from a brilliant rookie game, Ferdinand forgot to watch the other team in the first few seconds of the game and woke up in the duggout some time after the match was over. Perhaps he will be more careful next time?
Luckily the rest of the team managed to push back hard against the greenskins, securing a tie in the dying moments of the game. After selling admission and taking photos of the post-match orcy S&M party, the Chaos Dwarves filed off to a post-game ritual beating of the slaves. Erasmus, the sole TD runner, was exempted and spent the evening whimpering about orceses until he was clubbed unconcious by his owner.
The coach was last seen muttering about "next time we will get them" before tottering off to find the loo.
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Luckily the rest of the team managed to push back hard against the greenskins, securing a tie in the dying moments of the game. After selling admission and taking photos of the post-match orcy S&M party, the Chaos Dwarves filed off to a post-game ritual beating of the slaves. Erasmus, the sole TD runner, was exempted and spent the evening whimpering about orceses until he was clubbed unconcious by his owner.
The coach was last seen muttering about "next time we will get them" before tottering off to find the loo.
”
The whipping after last match seemed to work, since the green bastards actually decided to lay pain upon the Harriers starplayer.
Olav Stoltendrikker, one of the biggest, ugliest and most lethal members of the Squadron had the following comment after his important casualty: "Me like horsy, horsy - I slay horsy-man meself, but me may not eat him. Others take my meal. I get angry and hit again. Wait and see"
Unfortunately the players only managed to secure a draw, and this resulted in a severe spanking, administered by the dreadful coach IsukThai. This was rather hard on some ofthe orcs, so new people were recruited subsequently.”