“I sit in front of you all today with a great announcement.

I am in love. In love with TheSpoonyBard. He is sexy.

I lucked him really bad this game. I am not a good coach. Spoony is a much better coach. But due to luck, I pulled out a draw. Against dwarves, I'll take it any day of the week. Spoony did not have fun, a dwarf died. I had much fun, a dwarf died. This game was worth some pretty good ELF points for me, and I am happy. But Spoony is not happy. Especially with me.

Next game I will foul more, I promise. I was too busy picking up downed elves to foul this game, and for that I apologize. Spoony wants a rematch, and he will get one. He will win that rematch, but I will endeavor to kill another dwarf. Not because I am angry or sad, but because I respect Spoony and his dwarves. And because I heart violence. For me, against me, it's all sexy baby.

I will always love you, Spoony. Always and forever.”