“"I don't put any stock in MVP awards. The people who give out these awards, they're humans, they can't judge an elf no more than peasant can judge a king. We're so far above them, so far. It's laughable. You might as well ask an ant which one of two mountains is higher, when both their tops disappear into the clouds. Its perspective from low, low on the ground, among the dirt and mud, doesn't allow him judgement. Same with us Dark Elves and the rest of you. You can't rate us, you can't judge us, you can't evaluate us. However, the decision to name me Most Valuable Player is backed up by game evidence. The rats were on to something when they decided to foul me of all people. Unfortunately for them, it's impossible to foul as many Dark Elves as you'd need to have a chance of beating us. You'd run out of time while three of us dance circles around your endzone."
---Butcher, Dark Age Outlaws Lineboy (MVP)

"I've done everything now. I have crippled, I have passed, I have scored. What is my preference? If you feed a lion a zebra, a buffalo, and a gazelle, do you ask him what he likes better? He'll hunt and eat what he can get, once he has licked blood. I have tasted prey. My preference is victory."
---Gunn, Dark Age Outlaws Lineboy

"If there ever was a sweeter victory, I have not tasted it. If there ever was a sweeter pass, I have not seen it. If there ever was a surer win, the Gutter Rats would have fumbled that one too. Oh no, I'm kidding. They didn't drop the ball, because they never really had it. We were simply playing with them. Pretending to lose, only so we could then take it all away from them again. To humiliate them. To taunt them. We were always in absolute control. It all went according to plan from beginning to sweet, sweet end."
---Willyam, Dark Age Outlaws Lineboy

"The plan? It was our plan to gamble on the last minute turn-around to pull out a win when we seemed on the verge of defeat? That was our plan all along?You should ask Ruth about it. I'm not paid for lying. That'd cost extra. I can provide the honest truth: I did my job. The rats had no-one who could do their job half as good as I. Thus, they paid the price, we win. End of story."
---Eden Price, Dark Age Outlaws Blitzer

"Did we steal the win? Or did the rats steal the win before we just stole it back?"
---Ruth, Dark Age Outlaws team captain”