“Another display of the God's anger at this team - the simplest manouvre managed to end in disaster. The coach has been ritually sacrificed in an effort to appease Gork and Mork, so hopefully things will look up, and not see a falling piano.

Foul Ol'Ron was given MVP for showing up and not doing anything at all, which is better than the rest of the team which tended to screw up everything they did. Biggles was flattened by an irate chaos warrior for no apparent reason, and will have a brief holiday as a result.

Against a good opponent again, this team has proved its worth - dubious! Chaos deserved the win for solid, thoughtful play ... splashed with a nice amount of brutality and mayhem. Got to love it!”