“An ugly match won by the Khiravon Avengers fans who removed the ref for the first half. This allowed the cynical dark elves to foul any poor skaven that had been knocked over, while the blitzers attempted to account for anyone still standing. Although the Cameltards fought hard in the second half, the weight of numbers on the dark elf side always made it an uphill battle.

Disgusted by the utter lack of style exhibited by the Avengers, a fan launched a rock across the field and nearly knocked out Lucriviel, the double-TD scorer. It is believed that scouts are currently pursuing this fan in the hope of recruiting as a passer as he already demonstrates an accurate and strong arm.”