“Beaten by god himself. Bendrig quite literally could do no wrong. He did roll a few double skulls in the game, but always re-rolled to success. Myself however was quite a different story.

Aside from my chaos dwarf dying from a failed GFI, my opponent rolled so many ridiculous things that I could almost sit down and cry. Blitz of course after the second TD, but a bad kick gave me a TD. Couldn't break armour most of the game, hard enough to knock anything down.

Would have tied the game but my opponent said and I quote.. "ah what the heck".. as he rolled 2 dice I choose on my 5Str centaur.. "POW/Dodge".. yeah.. fucking right. Then not long after my 3AG centaur picks up and GFI to get out of range.. 1, RR, 1. Game over, that's it. To add insult to injury he throws and gets another TD.

Not sure what to say aside from what a waste of time. Adding Bendrig to my coaches to never play again. His luck could single-handedly beat down the greatest player in the world. This was about as much fun as being stabbed in your eyes. ”