“ Da Repo Skwadd always had a suspicion that some smelly elves had taken King Ironclaw's treasures, so were in a fighting mood when they were offered a game against the Lorien SWAT. Blocks were traded, with the Orcs coming out on top for a few turns. However, the Elves took this as an opportunity to use their "running game" tactics and moved the ball swiftly upfield. The underhand tactic of stalling held up the SWAT's first TD, as Da Skwadd bashed their way back up the field. The lightfooted elf eventually skipped over the line to score the first of their three TD's. The second half saw more of the same, with some nice plays coming from the Orcs, only to be cheated by the gods of Blood Bowl and have the ball taken from them by a weakling elf. An SI for the Orcs pleased them greatly until the Wood Elves retaliated and took Torn Snarlfist out of the game (with a -1AV injury!). This gave the Orc's support staff an opportunity to rummage around in the Elves' locker room and search for the stolen treasure. With no sign of the goods, there was little point in staying here, so Da Skwadd prepared to leave, allowing the Elves to score their third and final TD.
With the Elves fans going wild at their teams astounding performance, a rock was hurled onto the pitch, killing Grimgrot Snotchewer. This only made them celebrate even more, so Da Repo Skwadd made a quick exit from the stadium. They had done what they had come to do, but had found nothing but a serious beating. However, on report of Grimgrot's death, his brother Grimroar vowed to take revenge on those stinking wood elves and so joined Da Skwadd's cause. The search will continue...”