“"Two touchdowns are the logical result of training very hard for a week. And I did train very hard. Harder than I ever did before. I mean, what else was there to do for me? Can't spend that time on girls anymore, not after what happened against the ogres and my .... groin sprain."
---Jaymez, Dark Age Outlaws Lineboy

"I only scored one touchdown. But I also spent only half as much time as Jaymez training and the other half with Jaymez old girls. So I think overall I win!"
---Byll, Dark Age Outlaws Lineboy

"A good leader leads from a safe position behind the front lines and calls the action from atop a horse, or a tower or a stretcher, as the case might be. A great leader leads by example. That's no slight against Ruth. I'm just saying I could never be a great leader. Everytime people try to follow my example they fail. Because you can only do what I do if you have my level of skill. And there's is no man nor elf nor, indeed, zombie *glances at Stan* out there who has that skill. And I couldn't be a good leader either, since sitting on the sideline is sooo boring."
---Eden Price, Dark Age Outlaws Lineboy

"The first rule of Bloodbowl is: To win you gotta pick up the ball. The second rule of Bloodbowl is: No one tell Flitty about rule 1."
---Gunn, Dark Age Outlaws Lineboy

"Those werewolves had dull claws today. Then again, perhaps it only seemed that way in contrast to what they were up against. After all, nothing in the world is sharper than our play when we're on form. And our blood is too precious to consecrate their claws. Let them slit their own bellys, like Victor did. That seems just."
---Dalton, Dark Age Outlaws Lineboy”