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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2003-12-07 06:59:00
Conceded
100k
0/3/0
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
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2
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#9 Chimaera – Dead (RIP)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
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#6 Captain Shoe – Smashed Knee (NI)
#7 First mate Boot – Smashed Knee (NI)
#6 Captain Shoe – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#7 First mate Boot – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#13 Ragnar Green – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#13 Ragnar Green – Smashed Hip (-MA)
“Captain Shoe and his crewe fel very confident for this match. After all he still had 12 men left (counting himself) and the armada only nine. He was even more pleased with the shiny new spiky boots he had bought for Ragnar the yellow.
But alas he couldn't have been more wrong. The armadas' first block resulted in a serious injury for poor Ragnar Green. Captain Shoe answered this mocking with ordering Ragnar the yellow into battle and couldn't be more happy when he succeded in kicking the blitzers head square off.
The next turn the Grunting boars got a serious setback when the armada once again started the turn with a serious injury, this time it was no other than FIRST MATE BOOT that fell for the fury of a berserk with the mightiest of blows.
Things was starting to look good though. Ragnar the yellow was leading a berserker and mate into a push forward against the almost alone captain down into his corner, soon he would feel the mighty boot of Ragnar as there was no escape and just one mate to help him with the rest of the team was in a pitched battle 50 yards away. As this happened the rest of the team tried desperatly to knock down their opponents but couldn't find it in their powers to do more then push their wily opponents around. Captain Shoe went mad of range when the giant of a man called Greasy Beard caught freight of his teammates clumsiness and decided to duck low instead of blitzing as his captain had ordered.
Infuriated the captain decided to go into action himself even though just to assist a fellow berserk. The result of this attack was just more pushes though and now the captain could feel he was in trouble.
And just as he feared he was immedietly set upon by the berserkers. Shoe was a little relived that he at first was just pushed but the madman that had jsut hit him just kept comming so it mattered little. After getting knocked down it was a matter of seconds before it was light out when a smelly feet hit him in the groin.
The Grunting boars conceded the game and carried their injured leaders away in shame.
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Kind of a shame that he got that lone pushback with his blitzer else he would have had 100% luck!!!
Damn I was sure to win just until my captain was smacked down. I'd say this game game was defintly in spirit with the Norsca challenge ;)
The whole game was over in 2½ turns!!!”
But alas he couldn't have been more wrong. The armadas' first block resulted in a serious injury for poor Ragnar Green. Captain Shoe answered this mocking with ordering Ragnar the yellow into battle and couldn't be more happy when he succeded in kicking the blitzers head square off.
The next turn the Grunting boars got a serious setback when the armada once again started the turn with a serious injury, this time it was no other than FIRST MATE BOOT that fell for the fury of a berserk with the mightiest of blows.
Things was starting to look good though. Ragnar the yellow was leading a berserker and mate into a push forward against the almost alone captain down into his corner, soon he would feel the mighty boot of Ragnar as there was no escape and just one mate to help him with the rest of the team was in a pitched battle 50 yards away. As this happened the rest of the team tried desperatly to knock down their opponents but couldn't find it in their powers to do more then push their wily opponents around. Captain Shoe went mad of range when the giant of a man called Greasy Beard caught freight of his teammates clumsiness and decided to duck low instead of blitzing as his captain had ordered.
Infuriated the captain decided to go into action himself even though just to assist a fellow berserk. The result of this attack was just more pushes though and now the captain could feel he was in trouble.
And just as he feared he was immedietly set upon by the berserkers. Shoe was a little relived that he at first was just pushed but the madman that had jsut hit him just kept comming so it mattered little. After getting knocked down it was a matter of seconds before it was light out when a smelly feet hit him in the groin.
The Grunting boars conceded the game and carried their injured leaders away in shame.
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Kind of a shame that he got that lone pushback with his blitzer else he would have had 100% luck!!!
Damn I was sure to win just until my captain was smacked down. I'd say this game game was defintly in spirit with the Norsca challenge ;)
The whole game was over in 2½ turns!!!”
The Boars tried to rush Captain Devastator, who had strict orders to stay back. Taking advantage yet again, Visage leaped at his first target, Captain Shoe, and knocked him down, momentarily stunning him. Taking advantage of this lapse, the Dominator stomped cruelly on his back, sending him to the ICU to join his First Mate.
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Wow... this was a total rape. 3 SI caused in 3 turns, 2 by blocks, 1 by a foul. He had left his leaders a little vulnerable, and I was able to exploit it. The game lasted ONLY 3 turns. Or rather, it was over by the time my 3rd turn was over [I received]. Since my team was slightly smaller, receiving was to my advantage, as seen.
12 Minutes... fastest game I have played ever...
All 3 cas were caused by the same player... weird.
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