“"I think I spent most of the first half on my ass. Every time I stood up there was some Black Orc or Troll looming over me and knocking me down again."
--Gus "The Autoworker" Mills

"I think we all were on our asses in the first half. The orcs did a good job of pushing us away from each other and making it hard for us to get regrouped."
--Mitch "The Plumber" Johnson

"Our little guys put up a good effort to keep the orcs out of the end zone on their first drive, but it was like trying to hold a herd of elves away from a...from a...from a scrawny-elf convention. You can knock them down and knock them down and eventually all the crying makes the ground all slippery and you can't stand up anymore...stupid---uhh, what was the question?"
--Hank "The Steelworker" Sampson, who apparently hates elves more than Orcs

"BOOM! Knocked him right down! I don't care if he got back up and they scored, I knocked him DOWN! That's what's important here! It was great to be back in the game!"
--Foreman Tuttle

Great game and great close to the season for the Bulk. The team did better against these orcs than I could have hoped, especially with the new and improved ST6 Big Snak on their front lines. GaldirEonai and his orcs will be a huge force in season 2 and I look forward to another match with them then!”