“I guess nearly all coaches have experienced the kind of match I had. Bonehead's gobbos kept beating/sawing through my armor from the very beginning. My KO and SI boxes were soon to full to show all the players in them. With so few players left on the field, no luck in the world could save me. In fact: I had two rerolls left at the end of the second half that I hadn't even had opportunity to use, since my players were lying down or out of the game. Also notice that my trolls were completely unable to harm any cheaters even the slightest bit. That's the last time the donors are allowed to play with the ether bottles during warmup!

However, I have to admit that Bonehead played his goblins well and it wasn't solely bad luck that rendered my loss. I'm actually surrised that the cheaters only managed to do three TDs.

An alarming thing about the game and its aftermath is that all of the parts of the brain were injured and will miss next match. The spinal cord will hace to do the thinking for a while now.

A sad day for Fleshkut and his donors. The goblin cheaters even ruined the liver carried by the killed goblin. Such a waste...such a waste...”