“At this point in the season, every game where a player doesn't die is considered a victory. Huzzah, Eldamar!

A terrible fumble (rolling 2 consecutive 1's) lead to a swift change in the pace of the game as the Pushers made their second touchdown after the half.

In the final seconds of the game, Thotanium the Apprentice, inches away from scoring, began pondering the eternal dilemma of whether he should change his major from Metaphysical Chemistry to Phys. Ed., and, in the process, tripped over his own feet and fell flat in the endzone. That touchdown would have tied the game.

For the record, Thotanium has decided against changing his major.”