“A hard hitting match against a hard opponent - this is what its all about!

Sheer brutality and moments of hilarity sum up this match, marred only by some dubious tactics by Urk Elfsplitter running the clock down to ensure that the cunning Lizard coach could not equalise in the second half. Urk was somewhat put out with the Lizard team, particulalry the skinks which continued to gang up on him whenever he got the ball and was heading for the line. He took his frustration out on Crack when the pint-sized skink took a lone desperation run at the Blitzer, with a great green fist ending Crack's quest for glory and possibly his career.

The team and coach eagerly await a rematch against this team and coach! Excellent! This is what Blood Bowl should be! Brutal fun!”