“Every advantage I could have had turned against me.
Chef botched his batch of pre-game stew. Sappy was implicated in some unnamed felony. He couldn't make the match because of his court date. Only at the end did Hungry Hurley make something happen. No RR TTM TD. After fumbling the ball all game, I was secretly hoping he'd break his neck in the EZ on the GFI. He's the worst AG 5 player ever.
2 mng put me at 10 players next match. 10k winnings leaves me broke. Can't even freeboot.
Tough loss for the Victims. Piggy Paul Jr. rolled a +AG. Small consolation in the face of what should have been an easy win. Next time...”
Chef botched his batch of pre-game stew. Sappy was implicated in some unnamed felony. He couldn't make the match because of his court date. Only at the end did Hungry Hurley make something happen. No RR TTM TD. After fumbling the ball all game, I was secretly hoping he'd break his neck in the EZ on the GFI. He's the worst AG 5 player ever.
2 mng put me at 10 players next match. 10k winnings leaves me broke. Can't even freeboot.
Tough loss for the Victims. Piggy Paul Jr. rolled a +AG. Small consolation in the face of what should have been an easy win. Next time...”