“It was orc on orc action on the meny today, with the North Tribe Nigglaz facing Morc'n'Torc. It ended up being a hard fought, but quite uncharacteristic match with plenty of dodges, especially from quickie's crew.

Krunch Elfchewer, who's not known for being a good sport or for having love for elf like things, was not happy about what he saw.

"Dem be shamin' all da greenskins wiv dat taktiks, runnin' about n' not takin' da punches like grunts", he snorted. "I saw da big un's do it too. Not in da ork way, like wiv us firm standin' brutish gits, but like dem girlie elfsies!"

The match ended without any goals, despite the greenskins actually showing some interest towards the ball. The Nigglaz won the bashing game, but Morc'n'Torc was closest to the victory.

Thanks for the match, quickie. It was bizarre there for a while, hehe. Your orcs dodge better than my elf teams :) See you around!

Edit: I guess I got a bit inspired. I rolled dodge on my stand firm bob ;)”