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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2007-10-09 23:12:09
CTV 1140k Dwarf
0
Winnings 80k
Spectators
+1 Dedicated Fans
Casualties 2/1/1
 
 
Skaven CTV 1490k
3
40k Winnings
Spectators
Fanfactor +1
0/1/0 Casualties
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
1
#2
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
5
-
#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
5
9
-
#4
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
8
-
#5
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
5
-
#6
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
11
1
-
#7
-
1
1
-
-
3
-
2
19
2
-
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
8
-
#9
-
-
-
-
1
5
-
-
-
7
-
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
1
#11
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
10
-
TOTALS
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1
4
-
1
14
-
2
35
60
2
The Bad News Bears spent the entire night before the game drinking. In fact, by way of some sad sorry drinking contest, the entire team spent the entire MORNING drinking as well. As a result, the team that showed up for the game was tired, angry and not very coordinated.

The Bears started the game well, pushing fast towards a touchdown with some spectacular and violent blocks, when the mad hungarian Garo decided he didn't like Whacker Vilesmasher's face. Halfway though charging the agile rat, Garo tripped and landed on his face, allowing Whacker to zip to the sideline and deck the poor unsuspecting Timmy Lupus into the crowd.

The rest of the game, if it can be believed, went only downhill from there. Dwarf players constantly tripped on their own feet in a drunken rage, forgot to protect their ball carrier on multiple occasions, and were generally made fools of by the Nightstalkers. The only positive thing the Dwarfs managed was a kill and 4 other casualties, causing the Dwarfs to celebrate victory when the game was over. When questioned about his teams bizarre reaction, team captain Tanner Boyle simply punched the reporter in the face and took his wallet, causing further celebration from the team and their fans.


Thanks for the match Noel! Despite horrible luck you capitalized on all my mistakes and took the victory, a sign that this truly is a game of skill.

Mel
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
5
-
#2
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
#3
-
-
-
-
1
5
-
-
-
-
-
#4
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
-
#5
-
1
-
-
-
1
-
3
6
-
-
#6
3
1
-
-
-
10
-
1
43
2
-
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
#15
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
-
#16
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
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TOTALS
3
2
-
-
1
16
-
4
51
17
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#2 'Stealer' Bladeheart – Dead (RIP)
#4 Diddo Cheeryfeet – Smashed Knee (NI)
This was the last match of Nightstalkers in the (FLOP) NBC division. Now they are the first team with 112 points.

Just a few interesting moments from this match:

In the first half the dwarves attacked the skavens and Timmy Lupus (dwarf runner) almost scored a TD in the 5th turn but before it Garo (Longbeard) failed a GFI and then the clever and intelligent skaven player, 'Whacker' Vilesmasher blitzed the little Timmy Lupus and pushed him to the crowd. The raging skavenfans crushed him (he got concussion) and the ball landed in front of cunning Baddo Smallcake. He picked it up and immediately passed to Diddo Cheeryfeet and after a beautiful team-work the Gutter Runner, Baddo Smallcake (he is the PT) scored a TD. 1 - 0
In the second half the apt and brainy skaven players scored a quick TD in the 2nd turn. 2 - 0.
Poor dwarves just tried to crush them but they didn't surrender themselves. A sad moment was in this half when the fearful Toby Whitewood (dwarf runner) killed Stealer' Bladeheart (he was a Storm Vermin). but we didn't mourn for him 'cos he was sickly a little bit and wasn't a real skavenhero. :) R.I.P. After this match we bought a new Storm Vermin, Cruthrkon Zargzarn. We think he is an invincible and unstoppable skaven player. :)
In the last turns of this match the dwarves tried to score a TD once more. But the agile and smart skavens didn't fear the numerical superiority of dwarves. By that time was only 5 skavenplayers on the field. The sly Baddo Smallcake blitzed the scared Toby Whitewood and he got the ball and rushed away to endzone of Barak Varr Bad News Bears. 3 - 0.
The Superior Race, the Skaven won again. :)

thx for the match Melrakki.
was good and I'm sorry for your failed rolls. Better luck to your next match. :)
be careful! rematch later
bye
Noel
 
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