“Once again, despite significant numerical superiority, the Tree Huggers loose another game due to their inability to hurt their opponents on the pitch. After a lot of showboating, Hell Heels managed to dodge her way out of a Trashcona style 3-on-1 line elf gang bang squad. Oh the details would have been gritty had they not prematurely executed the play thereby ruining their chance of getting their hands on some Witch Elf booty after retreiving the ball and throwing a long pass for a TD to tie the game...”
“Defying the odds, the Beast Masters walked into this game three men down and walked out with a narrow victory. Hell Heels strutted her stuff as only a witch elf can and scored 2 touchdowns, cementing herself as the player to watch on this Dark elf team. Crossbow continued to throw up passing yardage without interceptions. In a post game interview, blitzer Spear said of the Tree Huggers, "Those hippie elves are soft, real soft. Just think what we'll do to them with a full line up of players."”
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