“One cold night in december we found a bunch of orcs running around, throwing a pig at each other, hitting each other. Training blool bowl we soon figured out. The reason they played with an pig, where that their Troll ate their ball (it pops funny when you chew on it - Gorff). We decided to show them how the game is played. They agreed to play us.

The first half both of us just fumbled around with the ball. And the orcs allmost made a TD before, our newest player, the precious Poisonbreath, killed their best player. After that Coldheart where to follow. Bloodwing cought the ball standing next to Greshler, their second best player. Greshler, who had no idea what was going on, looking for 'Tha tiny little grump'. So Bloodwing dodged out and handed the ball to Venomtoung who quickly scored our first TD before the referee ended the half.

The second half started and everything went as planed, until Death fell over, going for it, knocking himself out. The orcs decided to engage Venomtounge to prevent the comming TD. Tingeling tried to knock Jackal over with some help from one of their Black Orcs. Jackal, who is a cunning bastard, took advantage of the situation and knocked Tingeling over instead. And our 2nd TD was a fact.

Again we had to put up with only seven players against their 11. But this time Vulture who saw how easily Jackal managed to knock Tingeling out, tried the same trick against their Troll, he also assisted by the same Black Orc. And Vulture knocked him over, and though we kicked the ball, it just took us a few seconds to get it back. Now Winston got angry and knocked our precious Poisonbreath out before we got controll of the ball. Pain scored our third TD, after knocking ther thrower down the same way Jackal and Vulture did.

After that the vicious Orcs used the same tricks as we had been doing and they knocked us over and over. But they didn't score any TD. They where close at the end of the half but no.

Pain and suffering shall follow our path.

(Thank you, eighty9, for a good game. Great winnings, and fan factor went up, again. You are catching up quickly, all you have to do now is, remember to use RR on blocks you dont want and wait for luck to be on your side. Hopefully you dear to meet me again soon. At last I wanna tell you how sorry I am for killing you best player, your gobbo.) ”