“'Dat wuz CRAP! Dat wuz UMMBARRASSIN'! Dat wuz no WAAAGH! Dat wuz as far from Waaagh as a stinky poncy ELF! Now you all givin' me a millin...mallon...mill...err...a LOTTA pushup right nows!'
---Boss Ogg
'Amazing, wasn't it, how we snatched defeat from the jaws of certain victory? If that's a sign of things to come in this season, the Boss is probably gonna explode sooner or later. There's steam comin' off his skull already. Oh, well. Gotta sneak off before he remembers I'm in the team too. See ya later!'
---Lil' Snik
'SNIKKIE! YOUZ WAIT! SNAK COMIN' WIF YOUZ!'
---Big Snak, stomping all over a locker room full of orcs doing variations on the theme of 'pushup'.
'Argh!'
---Brok da Runt
'Nooo!'
---Mog Longarm
'GET DAT BRAINLESS BLUE LUMP OUTTA MY SIGHT! AN' GET ME A DRINK!
I's gettin' duh-pressed.'
---Boss Ogg
An early misclick and some really, really, REALLY bad luck in the second half lost me this one. ”
“I ... I just don't know what to say. The game is a blur.
The first half went by pretty well, getting an early first round break on a block into the ball carrier that let me set up a conversion the next turn. Then a late half push of the ball through the end zone got it thrown back in at the half, which Boss Ogg had been planning on -- and that let him tie it up.
The second half started out with a slogfest at the line. I managed to make a hole, box the carrier, and eventually turn it into a conversion. That's when the Outlaw fans started throwing rocks, taking out half my players and almost my entire front line. Only a good dodge to get in the way and 3(!) failed attempts to get the ball moving by Boss Ogg led to this victory.
I'm not ashamed to say I'm glad I won't be playing this team again, at least this season. I'm just glad everyone on my team walked away with all the parts they came with, mostly even in the same places.
-- Coach Sorri”
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---Boss Ogg
'Amazing, wasn't it, how we snatched defeat from the jaws of certain victory? If that's a sign of things to come in this season, the Boss is probably gonna explode sooner or later. There's steam comin' off his skull already. Oh, well. Gotta sneak off before he remembers I'm in the team too. See ya later!'
---Lil' Snik
'SNIKKIE! YOUZ WAIT! SNAK COMIN' WIF YOUZ!'
---Big Snak, stomping all over a locker room full of orcs doing variations on the theme of 'pushup'.
'Argh!'
---Brok da Runt
'Nooo!'
---Mog Longarm
'GET DAT BRAINLESS BLUE LUMP OUTTA MY SIGHT! AN' GET ME A DRINK!
I's gettin' duh-pressed.'
---Boss Ogg
An early misclick and some really, really, REALLY bad luck in the second half lost me this one.
”