“"Getting my dick broke in hal---MY GROIN SPRAINED was the best thing to happen to me in regards to todays game. It meant I could concentrate on the task at hand instead of other things to get my hands later. It meant I was fresh, I was on form, I was merciless. I didn't even feel bad about hurting a beautiful woman. I'm a better man now than I was before the injury. It just shows that sometimes it's better to BE THE GREATEST than to have the greatest."
---Jaymez, Dark Age Lineboy

"I'm sad to see Yohn gone. He was my friend. A good friend. And he was rich, so I could always borrow money from him to pay for drugs and whores and never pay it back. Now he's dead and his family inherits all the money and I won't ever see a dime of it again. Such a waste. I could almost cry."
---Willyam, Dark Age Lineboy (MVP)

"Undefeated. Deeply embarrassed, but undefeated. Why do we always have the biggest problems against the most unthreatening opponents? I don't know why. It happened against the ogres, it happened again this evening. We're facing ogres next and no-one likes to see a repeat of last seasons debacle. I can only hope we find out why and correct it fast. I, for my part, am willing to make the necessary adjustments. For example, It pains me to admit it, but I... but I... I learned something from the amazons today. Now, I'm not suggesting they schooled me and if YOU suggest it, I'll rip your larynx out. However, I saw something I liked about the Femmes game today and I knew I could do it better than they did. So I stole it. No reason the art of guarding a line should stay exclusive to other teams if an Dark Elf can perfect it."
---Gunn, Dark Age Lineboy

"On the topic of making the necessary adjustments, I sincerely pray Gunn is aware, what corrections I'd be forced to make if his 'necessary adjustments' have the slightest connection to a change of leadership in the team. And to give him an example of my style of correcting... here's something else I need to correct. Our medic. The good doctor failed his litmus test. His inability to save Yohns life raises concerns about his worth to the team. And so, to test if he has the medical skills to be an asset in the function we've assigned to him... I will slit him up from crotch to throat. If he can stitch himself up before he bleeds to death, he can stay on as our medicine man. If not, we'll have to look for a new good doctor. Call it... a necessary adjustment."
---Ruth, Dark Age Outlaws team captain

"I expect more from this team. I expect more from its fans. I gave them FOUR chances to get up close and personal with one of our enemies and they didn't convert one of them into a serious injury? Do you completely forget where to hit so it hurts if you're not holding a rock in your hand. In the future a 3:1 Crowdsurf to Causality ratio is the least we have to aim for. In that regard, I'm glad the improved interaction between team and fans in form of crowdpushes I bring to the table already brought more fans into the arena. More fans means more fists, more fists mean more blood, more blood means more fun!"
---Mary, Dark Age Witch”