“This is what we in the Biz like to call a 'painfully horrid loss'. No touchdowns scored, no skill rolls made, and to top it off Mörden had to go and get himself a niggling injury. Bloody stupid line elves will be the end of this team if they keep it up.
The only good thing to be reported on this match is that we had enough winnings to hire us an apothocary so that maybe our next match we can avoid any painful results. Oh, and the star of the opposing team, the .com herself will be out next game. Now just to arrange for the Lustarian Losers to play an appropriately painful team (Dynomite Dwellers perhaps?) in retribution. It's not wise to scorn the commish!”
The only good thing to be reported on this match is that we had enough winnings to hire us an apothocary so that maybe our next match we can avoid any painful results. Oh, and the star of the opposing team, the .com herself will be out next game. Now just to arrange for the Lustarian Losers to play an appropriately painful team (Dynomite Dwellers perhaps?) in retribution. It's not wise to scorn the commish!”