“The Goonies hosted a game at their Bayou stadium that they probably wished they hadn't. The Black Fire Pass Blitzers were just out on a rampage and really did a number on the poor goblins that took to the pitch that day.

Both Goonie Trolls played solid ball, but the hard hitting, guarding, blocking, tackling dwarfs just whittled down the goblin numbers at a steady rate. Longbeard Chunky Okobi racked up 3 casualties on the day, including a kill (or near kill) on Bomber Dribblesnot, who no doubt had his own personal apothecary tend to him. Just like a goblin to run away instead of coming back to help your teammates. Take yer gold and run Bomber!

Anyway, Painstate was a good sport about it all and had some good moments, as few they were this match. The Blitzers had just recently released Troy Punchamalu who was suffering from a chronic niggling injury to his knee. His replacement, Larry Foot-to-the-Head, a rookie blitzer, showed some stylie this match and pulled out a 2-TD performance. His double rolls upon his first skill level was very useful. On a sad note, longbeard Max Starks aged after just reachng his first skill level. Some more rotster work may be in order in the near future.”