#1 Marx Maple – Broken Ribs (MNG) #4 Mao Morningbutter – Broken Ribs (MNG) #1 Marx Maple – Smashed Collar Bone (-ST)
“HLA propaganda officer comrade Margarine Molotov proudly reports that this match was a great propaganda victory for the enslaved Halfling community, slaving in the kitchens of the opressors.
"We saw fear in the eyes of the corrupt revisionist elves. Fear, I say! Instead of going for the ball and playing fair, they deployed eight capitalist elvish swines to foul poor comrade Marx Maple in a situation where there were abslolutely nothing to gain from the foul. This shows that in their hearts the bourgaoise wood elves fear the coming Halfling culinary revolution."
"We saw fear in the eyes of the corrupt revisionist elves. Fear, I say! Instead of going for the ball and playing fair, they deployed eight capitalist elvish swines to foul poor comrade Marx Maple in a situation where there were abslolutely nothing to gain from the foul. This shows that in their hearts the bourgaoise wood elves fear the coming Halfling culinary revolution."
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