“"The new apothecary we hired last season has already paid off. Now we need to find someone who'll teach us to pick up the ball."
--Foreman Tuttle

"Mmmm, I love the smell of elf blood in the morning!"
--Gus "The Autoworker" Mills

"There were just too many of them and not enough of us. I don't know what else to say. The only good drive we had fell apart when something distracted half the damned team. I think we'll need to put blinders on the ogre helmets."
--Foreman Klitcher

"I'm in a slump. That's all it is. Just a slump. Gus is carrying my weight, but even he can't last all season that way. I know I've got to pick it up."
--Hank "The Steelworker" Sampson

"Well at least we held them to 1 this time. That was much better than last season!"
--Foreman Wendel”