“Edit: replay corrupted due to reload. Sorry fans, coach Khaans secret tactics will stay secret.

- This is Spunkin O'Blogg making a special one-time comeback in a radio near you to report from the match with a big M. M as in mayhem, mutilation and urr... match!

- It's the Boyz having a go at the Fumbbl Cup 2007. Yup dear listener, you 'eard that right, them crazy gits are completely fearless. Or just insane! I'd wager insane, considering what da ol' geezer Nuffle has decided to pit against them. Dwarves. Damned dwarves.

- The match is just about to start, and with me I have one of the Boyz assistant coaches, Oafie II, who got retired from the team just prior to the game. Not an unexpected move by coach Khaan, right Oafie?

- Nup dat be right Spunkin'. Coach also sacked Katatonik XI. Both of us were suffering from injuries, but more importantly Coach needed our jerseys for two star players.

- Aye, the talk has been going wild about the potential star showings in this match, 'specially seeing as how the Boyz have stole...saved a heapload of cash. Oafie, what do you think Khaans plan is?

- I'd wager my underwear we'll see at least Ripper Bolgrot lured onfield and pointed in the general direction of them smelly dwarves, and he'd be dumb not to field Bomber Dribblesnot as well.

- ...and we'll soon find out, cause here the teams are marching onfield to the roars of the cheering fans. This is Spunkin O'Blogg, sending live from the Snotgruel Dome. Stay tuned to the RTBBN listeners, we'll be back right after this important message!

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- Arrrrreeee! This is your fav reporter Spunkin O'Blogg right down actionside at the Boyz most important game so far, and it's just about to start!

- As my expert commentator Oafie has already guessed, coach Khaan has decided to field both Ripper Bolgrot and Bomber Dribblesnot, and it looks like the Boyz have won the cointoss and are opting to receive. Looks like the Boyz have also managed to sneak in some extra training just prior to this match. Good stuff!

- Ripper and the infamous troll duo Jiggles and Wiggles are lining up now right infront of the dwarvish LoS. Them dwarves are in for a poundin'! Look at the size of that troll muscle. Holy toenail shavings!

- And there goes the kickoff! GRAK! The dwarves are snappy and blitz and are able to knock over a goblin and Jiggles.

- Yeah Spunkin, that is an unfortunate start for the Boyz.

- Now the Boyz retort with some random blocking, and we see Ripper handling the Boyz blitzing. A nasty dwarf slayer has been knocked down on the LoS now and the Boyz are surely prepping for a nice juicy foul. But first Dribblesnot is pulling out a bomb. The crowd is going absolutely bonkers in expectation of the mayhem this'll cause.

- Ack, but Dribblesnot fumbles the bomb and we got a turnover! Not good... this is looking horrid Oafie.

- Thats right Spunkin, the dwarves have outflanked the Boyz and are starting to put pressure upon the goblin ball holder, Speedy, deep in Boyz field. The Boyz are retorting by blocking the lower part of the field and tagging the dwarven blitzer with a sidestepping goblin. Coach Khaan might be able to swing around if Dribblesnot can pull off a good bomb now.

- And here comes that bomb right now! The bomb is sailing over the upturned faces of those pesky dwarves, and ... NO! That longbeard intercepted the bomb, and he manages to throw it back at Dribblesnot. Unbelievable! We got another turnover and dwarven initiative again.

- This is looking very bleak for the Boyz now. The dwarves are chasing down the ball now. The Boyz are scrambling to rally and set up a loose scrimmage line to defend the ball, but they trip as they try to dodge away from them tackling cheating dwarves. Dwarves continue pounding the Boyz and fouling Ripper.

- Now we got Speedy doing a fakie and running topfield instead, and setting up for a next-turn TTM by Wiggles looks like. That just might be the type of stunt the Boyz need to turn this!

- Indeed Spunkin, that's one desperate move by Khaan there. But the dwarves are able to knock over Speedy and even catch the wayward bouncing ball. Nuffle seems to favor them bearded bastards this match!

- Tell me bout it Oafie! At least it's goblin initiative again, and ... WHAT IS THAT! Hot damn! A huge fireball just spiralled down from the goblin fans and slammed right into the dwarven ballholder and his semi-cage. Alas, the ballholder managed to dodge the blast and is still standing. But Wiggles now is able to blitz down the ballholding dwarven blitzer, ere we go! Yay he succeeds!

- The Boyz rush to reach the ball but the dwarves beat em to it and are able to push toward the endzone! Not good this. Not good at all!

- Have have a look at the centrefield Spunkin, there the dwarven longbeards are pounding hard on the goblins. A couple of gobos are carried off pitch on stretchers, and Dribblesnot is knocked out cold! That is gonna put quite a dent on the goblin strats!

- Fer sure Oafie. Boyz try to set up tacklezones on the dwarven ballholder but the goblins trip. Again!

- And now the dwarves manage to score in the last turn of the first half. Oh man can you hear that booing, I can tell ya this is not rolling well with the Boyz fans, who seem to be in clear majority here today. Smart fans!

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- Second half now and we see dwarves receiving with the Boyz still able to field a full team with three trolls, but Dribblesnot has been sent off pitch for illegal weaponry. Thought Coach Khaan had that bugger bribed not to spot those bombs?

- This is looking worse by the minute. Dwarves continue pounding the goblins, and goblins are forced to put risky plays into action. Now we see a troll slayer blitzing a sidestepping gobo at the sidelines, and managing only to push the sneaky git about. The slayer is now but a block away from being introduced to the fans, *snicker*. The Boyz just need a bit of blocking assistance, but they trip! What is up with the Boyz today, they dodge worse than nurglings!

- The dwarves form up a cage and repeatedly have their raving mad slayers blitzing the trolls, and succeeding very well at it. The Boyz are reduced to half strength now. There's a lot of wailing and gnashing of teeth from the goblin dugout.

- The match is coming into the last three minutes now, and we got a dwarven runner snatching up the ball and passing it to that damned agile dwarven blitzer, who continues toward the endzone for a seemingly unstoppable 2-0 win.

- But the Boyz have not given up, Wiggles picks up one of the small gits and attempts to toss him into contact with the ballholder, but he fumbles and drops the goblin. The fans are screaming "We want Grumpy, we want Grumpy"! And I can't but agree, don't we all miss that ogre, he'd have pulled off that TTM.
Fer sure!

- Last two minutes of the match now, and the goblins are reduced to trolls and two goblins. Look at that Spunkin, the dwarves finally manage to botch up a play as they attempt to blitz Ripper with a slayer. Its goblin initiative again!

- The dwarven ballholder is blocked down rahter luckily, and Lucky the goblin manages to snatch the dropped ball and swings into centerfield with it. Right next to Ripper. Ripper seems to understand the play, as he manages to pick Lucky up, and he tosses him high and far downfield!

- The crowd is going ecstatic now! Are the Boyz gonna tie the game in the last seconds of the game and put us into overtime? The ref is looking at his watch now ... and there goes the final whistle!

* Booooo! *

- Match ends 1-0 to the dwarves. The Boyz were just a measly 7 clear yards away from an equalizer.

- Not the result we had hoped for, but all in all a good game, eh Oafie?

- Yeah Spunkin, given the matchup I think the Boyz stood up nicely. A pity that they suffered that early blitz and doubly botched bombing at the start, as they were never really able to recover and put pressure on the dwarves. Only two fouls from the Boyz shows just that. This is what you get with horrid goblin dodgery coupled by dwarven stability. Coach howlett played his dwarves well too.

- Good analysis there Oafie. I'm sure coach Khaan is far from happy with this result, and although not hoped for it was quite expected. Had the Boyz won this match it would've been a big upset.

- This is Spunkin O'Blogg signing off. This broadcast was proudly brought to you buy Springfield Brewing Company, buy their fungus ale! ”