“"We beat the ogres! We beat the ogres! Now we know we can beat anyone! As Ruth said in the locker-room: If we manage to not tie with the Bulk, we can manage to not tie with any other team in the league. And we'd be even better if our Tackler could avoid falling on his own face."
---Byll, Dark Age Outlaw Lineboy

"Laugh all you want. I got one of them before the unfortunate... accident. At least *I* knocked myself out in the process of running TOWARDS a foreman not in an attempt to flee from him like a certain werewolf I could name."
---Eden Price, Darke Age Outlaw Blitzer and official Gobbo Hunter

"Last seasons game against the Bulk was a gaffe. We know that knew it all along and today we proved it. We had an off-day. Like all great teams have from time to time. But great teams correct their mistakes. As we did this in the rematch. So, all evidence points to us being a truly great team. As if that's news!"
---Willyam, Dark Age Outlaw Lineboy

"You think you're big? I challenge all big guys. You're big and dumb and ugly? I call you out! You can go one on one with the dauntless One! Come on, you ogres, you golems, you trolls, come and face me. I'm not as big as you, I'm quite intelligent, and definitely far from ugly, but I've got balls the size of a wrecking ball, man, balls of steel, I tell ya! I've had all the girls in the sack, now it's time I put all the (big) guys in a bag, a body bag that is, and send them home to their mums, who're gonna cry just like their pretty daughters did when I ditched them. Who wants to be first? Necros, I'm going to push you back into your graves and then the 'Eadbashaz are next. Them and their mutant freak. I'm going to turn Big Snak into Lil' Bitch, oh, I swear."
---Jaymez, Dark Age Outlaws, empty trouser and empty head

"It's about time my awesome line-work got recognized. It was always ignored reaching as far back as school. I wrote the prettiest letters all lined up exactly as they should be and not a stroke out of line. But did my elemtary teacher recognize it? No! I block and push and sweat, oh how disgustingly I sweat, on the line of scrimmagge game after game and only today, finally, someone notices and gives me the respect I righfully deserve. Thank you! About damn time, too. I think I've earned myself a little break from LoS duty. Next time coach puts me on the line I think I'm just going to DODGE away merrily and wander off to some more interesting place like the other teams endzone, possibly even with ball in hand."
---Voltear, Dark Age Outlaw Lineboy (MVP)”