“'I...I dunno whut wuz happnin' in der furst half. Really. Dat wuz...really somethin'.
But...
We, da 'Eadbashaz...
Da stompiest, meanest boyz inna league...
WE'S STOMPED 'EM INNA END! Evrywun, wif me nowz!
WAAAAAGH!!!!!'

---Boss Ogg

'Wowie, what a game. Lemme tell you, those 'zons fight DIRTY. I reckon Brok's gonna have a long, deep talk with a bucket of ice, an' as for Thog, he wins the prize for the most embarrassin' injury inna league. I mean, there he was, lookin' at the other team, goin' 'hey, wherez da uvver guyz, I's only seein' dem cheerleaders...' and suddenly he was out for the count. Those high-heels oughtta be banned from the pitch, they're unfair competition for Cousin Nobbla and his chainsaw...hehe.
Oh, and for the really big news...Snakkie scored a touchdown. No, I don't know how it happened either.'

---Lil' Snik

'SNIKKIE! DEY'Z SAYIN' BAD FINGS 'BOUT SNAK! DEYZ SAYIN' SNAK TOUCHED DOWN! I NEVVA TOUCH NUFFIN, YOU TELLZ 'EM SNIKKIE!'

---Big Snak

'Oh, joy. Big Bro learns a new word.'

---Lil' Snik, spokesgoblin and troll wrangler



A match of truly unreal dice rolls (especially in the first half) and few lasting injuries. I got greedy in the last turn and lost the 2:0, but I'm still pretty happy with the outcome. Stacking the team with Tackle turned out to be a winning strategy after all.”