“Now I knew what I was getting into when I came into this game, and it was everything I thought it would be. Luckily the DOOPers held up to the fouling zombies. And Halfin is exactly the kind of coach I'd expect to put a full DP zombie team together, spouting off nonsense and emoticon smiley faces that have no bearing on what is actually going on on the field. The moment of the game was definitely the start of the second half, where he taunted me to foul his downed mummy on the LOS. Knowing what was coming for the rest of the half regardless of my actions, I obliged and sent that pile of toilet paper straight back to hell. It certainly brought a smile to my face.”
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