“The Mud Brawlers first game against dwarves turned into a massive punch-up between the larger lizards and the majority of the dwarves. No clear winner emerged but both teams spent a lot of time standing back up.

Left out of the brawl, the skink roadrunner Kaimazda found himself in space twice managing to make the score 2-0 by half time. The dwarf runners pulled one back in the second half but it wasn't enough.

Saurus Tlaxtlax Slimefist was reportedly disappointed with the lack of injuries caused in the fight, though happy that the brawlers sustained none themselves. When one GLN reporter brought up Skink 'Tiny' Tzatep (who will be missing the next game with a broken jaw) Tlaxtlax remarked, 'Who the hell is that?'”