“After escaping with a fortunate 2-2 tie, Sammy Davis Jr. said:

"Man those orcs were on me like white on rice during the whole game. And in the second half . . . boy, haven't seen that many prone people since happy hour at the Cocoa Club. Those Juggernauts boys pack a punch."

"Got lucky on my TD, with seconds left I took the kickoff, picked up a couple good blocks, and then had to scoot down the sideline past one of them orc blitzers. It's all about the happy feet."

"First time I've ever seen one of those ogres throw a teammate without spreading him all over the pitch. If Dean Martin tries that with me I'll bust him in the eye baby."

gg Majestic, should have been a 2-1 win for you--was a lucky late score. ”