“After that bitter match last time, Drunks in Public came out swinging against the poor Russian Girls' armor 7. This was the first match for the zons and we were playing a man down.

The match didn't go well early and often for the zons and they had to use the apoth on turn 2 when St. Ides SI a blodger (-1 ST). Next turn (turn 3) the zons could have blitzed the ball carrier if it wasn't for a failed GFI. On my turn 4, Crazy Horse blitzes a blodger and it ends up as a RIP. I start the slow grind of the zons and stall for as long as I could before I have to score.

Next kickoff, I get a BLITZ and secure any chance for an equalizer. After that, King Cobra intercepts the ball in a TZ and we take the ball as far as we can away from any zons. End of the half.

Second half starts with the zons short manned (or whatever it is for the zons) and to even the odds a bit decides to foul one of my throwers. Tanya with two assists fails to break armor and gets banned for the rest of the game. Orcs were all over the zons and Kenty concedes on second half turn 2 after St. Ides scores his second SI of the match. This turned out to be the last match of the zons as well since they got retired afterwards.

Rough luck, Kenty. Maybe next season.”