“"What, who are you talking to. Me? I'm not Chasm. Dark Age Outlaw? Are you kidding? Do I look like a bloodbowl player? Do I look like a member of the most disgraceful group of losers of the league? I don't think so! See the cap? And the sunglasses! And the big foamy "Stanmania" finger I'm waving with my left hand? You've got the wrong guy. I'm just a fan. GO NECROS GO! Now leave me alone or I'll rip your head off and vomit my heart down your throat."
---Chasm Dark, Dark Age Outlaw in disguise

"Great result. Perfect. If you have to suck, you should put all your suck into one game so you can go back to ruling quickly. And boy this was a lot of suck. A horrible game like this one only comes along every hundred games, perhaps, if that. So, statistically speaking, since we got the loss out of the way this season, it's now absolutely safe to say that the Outlaws are going to win the championships in seasons three and four and five and six and seven and eight and nine and..."
---Dalton, Dark Age Outlaw, still counting

What happened? Bad rolls and bad judgement did me in. Bad luck with early rolls put me on the wrong foot against Sorris pressure and then I repeatedly made the mistake of trying crucial stuff before moving other players into positions to prevent the worst if it backfires because I figured I won't roll a 1/skull again and I wanted to use those players to switch to offense fast. Well, things backfired. And by the time I realized I should minimize rolls and do only absolute safe actions, i didn't have the players or the time left to try anything but risky rolls and lots of them if I wanted to get back into the game. But Sorri's Necros never let me and played it down calm and cool to hand my Outlaws their first defeat and in an unexpected magnitude.

I couldn't have hoped for a more awesome team to end the champs undefeated record, however. Necros rock!”