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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2007-10-26 19:13:38
40k
1/0/0
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
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rush
block
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TOTALS
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5
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8
38
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Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
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1
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1
10
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“FUMBBL Premiership Season 1 Premier Division - Round 5
Come up against Sera in yet another tournament!... Good coach, and for an Ogre team, not a bad one... Higher TR but lower TS. My Amazons would have to watch the gobbo DP that was left (the other was mng). The Ogres other stars to watch out for were Nipples Smalley, the blodging str3 gobbo, and Flagga the block Ogre.
Fortunately for me Chin Sharptooth the MA7 surehands gobbo niggled at the start, so I would just be facing 11 players, 7 of them Ogres. That meant I had to see off 4 gobbos as fast as possible.
I lined up my lambs... I mean lino's as the Ogres received 1st half. It was already pouring with rain, which didn't change all game. This made ball handling for the two ag3 teams very tough.
Somehow, between some good dodging, and plenty of BoneHeads and pushbacks on the blodgers the Amazons made it to turn 8 without conceeding. We even BH'd the remaining DP gobbo from the field. However, on the last turn I managed to gfi niggle a blitzer, which I then apoth'd. I really hoped that was a good thing to do, as I had a whole 8 turns of Ogres to face without one.
2nd half, with rain pouring, my backfield players took about 6 dice to pick up the ball (4+ with surehands). Dispersing the girls in to the Ogres back field, we got the ball to the centre... but failed a 4+ rerolled hand off, leaving the ball stuck in the mud, and several quite angry Ogres near by. It wasn't long before there were no gobbos left on the field, so the Ogres looked odds against scoring, even with their ag3 Ogre, as rerolls were quickly used. After much back and forth play, turn 15 saw a dramatic series of 1db pushes, and a 1 dice pickup by Black Sabbath (the non-surehands thrower) who made it into the Ogre backfield, making both gfi's. This left the only chance of getting the ball to the ag3 Ogre, who needed to get up, dodge and gfi blitz the blodging ball carrier... typically the Ogre fell flat on his brutish face and Black Sabbath ran in for a TD in turn 16.
The only chance for the Ogres was for a dramatic TTM in the rain... but fortunately the kick off ball stayed out of reach, and rather slippery for the ag3 Ogre to grasp.
1-0 to the zons and no long term injuries... all in all a good result.
Thanks for the game Sera... I'm sure we will meet again! :-)”
Come up against Sera in yet another tournament!... Good coach, and for an Ogre team, not a bad one... Higher TR but lower TS. My Amazons would have to watch the gobbo DP that was left (the other was mng). The Ogres other stars to watch out for were Nipples Smalley, the blodging str3 gobbo, and Flagga the block Ogre.
Fortunately for me Chin Sharptooth the MA7 surehands gobbo niggled at the start, so I would just be facing 11 players, 7 of them Ogres. That meant I had to see off 4 gobbos as fast as possible.
I lined up my lambs... I mean lino's as the Ogres received 1st half. It was already pouring with rain, which didn't change all game. This made ball handling for the two ag3 teams very tough.
Somehow, between some good dodging, and plenty of BoneHeads and pushbacks on the blodgers the Amazons made it to turn 8 without conceeding. We even BH'd the remaining DP gobbo from the field. However, on the last turn I managed to gfi niggle a blitzer, which I then apoth'd. I really hoped that was a good thing to do, as I had a whole 8 turns of Ogres to face without one.
2nd half, with rain pouring, my backfield players took about 6 dice to pick up the ball (4+ with surehands). Dispersing the girls in to the Ogres back field, we got the ball to the centre... but failed a 4+ rerolled hand off, leaving the ball stuck in the mud, and several quite angry Ogres near by. It wasn't long before there were no gobbos left on the field, so the Ogres looked odds against scoring, even with their ag3 Ogre, as rerolls were quickly used. After much back and forth play, turn 15 saw a dramatic series of 1db pushes, and a 1 dice pickup by Black Sabbath (the non-surehands thrower) who made it into the Ogre backfield, making both gfi's. This left the only chance of getting the ball to the ag3 Ogre, who needed to get up, dodge and gfi blitz the blodging ball carrier... typically the Ogre fell flat on his brutish face and Black Sabbath ran in for a TD in turn 16.
The only chance for the Ogres was for a dramatic TTM in the rain... but fortunately the kick off ball stayed out of reach, and rather slippery for the ag3 Ogre to grasp.
1-0 to the zons and no long term injuries... all in all a good result.
Thanks for the game Sera... I'm sure we will meet again! :-)”
Anyway… here is a list of grievances taken from that game, to be filed against Wotfudboy at our next meeting!
1) Niggles will strike when you least want them!
2) It will rain all day! This will spoil our doos, make it difficult for gobos to pick up, and generally dampen our clothes and spirits alike!
3) Those Zons have dodge… all of ‘em!
4) Those Zons failed to dodge twice all game!
5) Zons do not go down easy… this may have a lot to do with their sexual orientation, we’re not sure!
6) Contrary to popular belief Zons do have av10!
7) On average 3 Ogres per play will do nothing, the others will fail to do everything!
8) Bone head will occur when trying to surf Zons!
9) An Ogre coach is also subject to Bone Head, a roll of 1 on a D6 in IRC will result in said Bone Headed coach:
A) Dodging with an Ogre in the first action of a turn
B) Pushing a Zon onto the ball and causing the ball to bounce away from the comfort of four surrounding Ogres
10) Throw Team Mate? Is that similar to Pick n Drop Gobo?
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Wotfud didn’t benefit from much luck either, but he’s no slouch… just when an Ogre team has a bad day, it’s a terrible day, and when the coach is having a bad day... it’s a nightmare!
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