“Well this was a lopsided match to begin with, but the Black Fire Pass Blitzers were on a mission to win out the rest of the season with hopes of returning to the Veteran division.

The Ministry of Defense posted a solid team but made critical errors. The bad karma with the dice helped them not at all as well. The Blitzers played a solid no-nonsense game and as a result ended up with a 2-0 win and scored 4 casualties in the match.

The Ministry tried as much as they could but they were just outmatched at every angle. Honor was violated by Dumfokka the Semi-potent, as the ogre felt the need to foul a member of the dwarf team. In retaliation, Mean Jorg Green dispensed harsh justice, taking out the Keeper fo the Holy Hand Grenade and leaving permanent damage upon his person.

The Blitzers were fortunate to control most of the match and when the dice did fail them, they were always in a position to recover quickly. The Ministry of Defense on the other hand, were delt a harsh deal by Nuffle in this one and if coach Gojo continues to learn and grow, his team will be a force to reckon with soon.

Good match, sorry about the bad dice, but that is how this system is unfortuantely.

*NOTE: In Gorjo's defense, to point out how bad this new dice-generator is, not only did he get multiple ones and such, but on two separate blitzes with his passer, on a die-down block he managed to roll double pows each time. It's hard to be competive with such a fickle dice machine controlling your fate.”