“"The difference between ourselves and the orcs, aside from our good looks, dignified manner and coherent speech, was clearly one thing and one thing only: The Outlaws had a skilled tactician calling the shots and the 'Eadbashaz, well, no-one. It all came down to leadership. The mean greenz lacked any leadership and had to trust their own tiny brains to make the right decisions, which was hopeless of course. Meanwhile I orchestrated a flawless performance and held it all together. Without me the team would have fallen apart quite like they did last game against Sorri's Necros or like the 'Eadbashaz did today. I call the shots, and don't you forget it. You may call me... Boss Ruth!"
---Ruth, Dark Age Outlaws Captain

"Chasm Dark to Eden Price is the winning combination. He provides the pass, and I take the ball to where it belongs, into the opponents endzone."
---Eden Price, Dark Age Outlaws Blitzer

"And next time, against the Yaks, we're gonna switch roles and you provide the service and I score and we'll both be happier and higher-rated and richer thanks to our newly increased salary."
---Chasm Dark, Dark Age Outlaws Blitzer

"Just a little reminder for people who said I had forgotten how to score. Of course I can still do it, but why should I do all that exhausting running and gruel blocking when I can instead earn my money standing still on the spot being a guarding pain in the ass."
---Gunn, Dark Age Outlaws Blitzer

"Yes, leave the running and scoring to me. I look so much better while doing it anyway. And I dance prettier in the endzone, too. I had a lot of time for dancing today because those greenskins are just so damn slow, even if they're not busy tripping over their own feet for once."
---Willyam, Dark Age Outlaws Lineboy”