“After some difficulties travelling through the Norsca terrain Da Repo Skwadd were offered a game by those sneaky Dark Elves going by the name of Sithspit. The Orcs were obviously at a low point after trekking through miles of snow and ice, as they had trouble picking up the ball from turn one. The first half saw the elves running around the green ones with ease. Turn three saw the first Elf TD after the Orc throwers couldn't grasp the obviously slippery ball (i think those tricksy elves must've oiled it up on purpose). The next came from a failed quick throw between the same two throwers handing the ball to Tulak Hord once again, taking the game to 2-0 at halftime.
The second half once again saw Da Repo Boyz failing to pick up the ball, whilst the Elves dodged through TZ after TZ to scoop up the ball and score in turn 11. The rest of the game saw the Orcs organising their tactics a bit better, forming a cage for the ball carrier to run through... howeverm a skull-reroll-skull roll on the final block before the ball carrier made his move left him stood almost alone in his backfield. Once again the elves charged in to steal the ball, leading up to a three turn stall before scoring on the final turn. Each of these turns however saw the Elves never fail a block or dodge roll, so Da Skwadd had no hope of stopping the 4-0 defeat. With the Dark Elves celebrating their win with their fans (26 laps of honour! Sheesh!), the Orcs stormed into their locker room to search for the treasure, but no luck. To cheer themselves up the Orcs trashed the Elves locker room and stole all their socks. With huge smug grins on their faces Da Repo Skwadd left the stadium, continuing on their search for the stolen treasure...

(ag5 Blitzer Tulak Hord with Block, Dodge and Sidestep is a player to keep an eye on. That combined with Parallax's skill and ludicrous amount of luck make him a serious threat to any team.)”