“Furrball in Tights, 14 Werewolf
"Awwoooo! While Cooler cooled his heels a little lo-Awwooooo-oo! longer, I'm out there becoming a star. We were concerned with injuries hampering us further, but even with our tacklers out, we managed to overcome the Femmes by sheer numbers. I thin-Awoo! Policeman Fabulous was too Awooo-oo-oo! Fab-Awoooo! FABULOUS! for them. Or they forgot their armor."

Stinky Skat, 14 Ghoul
"Not only did I pick up the ball, I scored with it! Haters beware."

Funky Funkster, 14 Ghoul
"*Sotto voice* A game I didnt have to pick up the parts of my team. Fantastic"

Rotter Submissive, 14 Zombie
"*scribbles out love letters to Eve*"

Policeman Fabulous, 14 Zombie
"Ew. Ew. EWW! I may be totally fabulous...but not for nappy haired ho's like those. I mean, ew! Do they even wash? I dont THINK so *does the neck thing + finger waggle*. Ugh. Women are SO unsatisfying. Let me tell you girlfriend, I did NOT sign up for this...mud wrestling. If it had been Elves in the mud...mhm mhm MHM! Just thinking about it gives me rigor mortis. Now let me go find a lucky fan to clean me off. Goodbye! *prances off towards the locker room*

Pimp Daddy, 14 Golem
"Thats right bitches, thats how you play some Blood Bowl. You see that? Them ho's got slapped, and we got the money. It's PAY DAY! That's how you treat Pimp Daddy, yo! Sugar Momma! Come sit in my lap..." ”