“Washs and gossz places a can of the 'Ssslurp!', the upcoming energy drink that is officially advertised with his persona, on the Stereo in the Slurperssz chill out room. Another one goes in the conference room, a third one near the counter in the cafeteria, and finally another one ends up in the press room, safely positioned so a spot light will illuminate it during the next press conference.

The saurus doesn't notice the two sets of small clear brown eyes following all of his movements from shadowish corners. Sssalon Selectivess carefully follows Washs and gossz, and hisses enthusiastically when he finally discovers where Washs and gossz private stock of "Ssslurp!" is hidden. Not an overly smart place to hide it, but an instinctively a well chosen one - on top of one of the high bookshelves in the library behind a long row of books.

"Sziss will be ha'd", Sssalon Selectivess, murmured to himself, when the saurus had left again. Luckily Ssskin Szo Soft was trotting with large booming steps past the library, and then stopped in wonder, shaking his head in disbelief, as he had forgotten what he wanted in that part of the building at all. It happened to him all the time, though he usually did not remember it had happened before. Sssalon Selectivesss imidately saw his chance, gently pushing the still confused Kroxigor towards the shelf that held the treasure. Taking a couple of steps back he ran towards the Kroxigor, jumped on him, ran all the way over his back, and then leaped from the Kroxigor's shoulder towards the top of the shelf. Throwing some unread classics, including Thomas Hardy's and similar Authors' works that had been left up there to rot, across the room Sssalon Selectivesss uncovered the valuable stash of "Ssslurp!". Noticing in horror that the Kroxigor, mouth still have open in wonder, was about to turn around and leave the library, Sssalon Selectivesss quickly pushed as many can into the Kroxigors mouth as possible, hoping to be able to recover them at a later state. Naturally Ssskin Szo Soft swallowed the one or the other. Picking up as many cans as he could hold on to himself the Skink then artistically jumped onto the back of the now quickly moving Kroxigor.

Meanwhile, both players missed Washs and gossz announcement to the rest of the team: "Sze gnadssmasz'e'ss have szallenszed ussz. Szey a'e ang'y abou' loszing las' dime. P'epa'e fo' szome viszioussz enemiessz!"

The game began, fairly regularly, with Sssalon Selectivesss taking the defenders position deep in the Ssslurperssz field. Keen eyes (that excludes Washs and gossz of course) might have noticed him dashing around the field towards the one or the other player though. He was handing out "Ssslurp!" cans of course, and drinking the one or the other himself in the meantime. The effect those energy drinks had on the game where decisive. Ssskin Szo Soft already having swallowed quite a number of cans earlier already, and never knowing when to stop, died of an heart attack when the Gnadshamsher's Ogre became a bit too personal!

Only moments later the infuriated and by now highly intoxicated Sssalon Selectivesss ripped apart poor prudky. Being disembodied never is a pleasant thing of course, but hardly anything can be more horrifying than a Skink in a caffeine shock letting out all his anger on a surprised victim - especially if said Skink has learnt how to throw Hail Mary Bombs. Bits and pieces of prudky where discovered up to 2 km away from the stadium, and officials still are not quite sure they have found all the parts.

It became clear that not only the Skinks and the Kroxigor had had their share of the precious "Ssslurp!" but the one or the other Saurus too: Head and Shouldersszs managed to intercept a pass thrown towards a close by player thus managing to draw a tie.

Ssslurp! eventually will be banned from all Bloodblowl stadiums after this match, and Washs and gossz promotional contract with the company has been dismissed prematurely - a possible source of team internal conflict once the saurus figures out what really happened. For now he just is happy about the first TD of his career though.
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