“"That Troll BIT me!"
--Harvey "The Mineworker" Smith

"It was hard to get good positioning. I think this was the least amount of blocks I've had in a game, ever. Very frustrating!"
--Hank "The Steelworker" Sampson

"That pretty little thing in the 4th row...do you think she saw me? I dedicate this touchdown to her!"
--Rick "The Roofer" Pronsky, Ogre Runningback?

"Like last season's game, this was another hard fought one with neither side seeming to break, unless it was of their own doing. Rick finally broke free in the second half and somehow managed to not fuck it up for us. I've never seen him so focused. It really was a beautiful thing to watch!"
--Gus "The Autoworker" Mills

"We're all proud of Rick's accomplishment today, but we've got to remain focused on the next game. We'll be playing amazons--a newcomer this season, so we're not sure what to expect from them. We'll all be wearing our cups I hope. I've seen how they kick..."
--Foreman Tuttle

"Yeah, Big Snak and I had a bit of a shoving match. It was nice to be able to stand up to him for a change..."
Frank "The Mason" Zane
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